Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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