I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I know her cup size but not her name....
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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