You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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