i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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