I think im going to throw up on grandma
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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