Your tits are I can't wait for
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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