Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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