Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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