Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
...so i touched it.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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