"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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