You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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