break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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