YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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