trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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