I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Even the bartender felt bad for me
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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