perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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