He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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