I have demons in me.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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