Pappa wants mamma naked
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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