My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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