I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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