I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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