so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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