So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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