I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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