he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Vodka?
Forever.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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