A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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