I want to walk on stilts...naked
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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