I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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