Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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