theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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