The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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