IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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