I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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