We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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