so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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