I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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