My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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