Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Found your dick twin last night
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
What drink are we having for lunch?
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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