oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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