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the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.

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(248): the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick. http://tfl.nu/f71t

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Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.

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(818): Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes. http://tfl.nu/a910

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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7

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(419): Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7 http://tfl.nu/z3hr

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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.

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(860): Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here. http://tfl.nu/m999

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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"

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(520): she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said" http://tfl.nu/5y3k

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(318): View more from Louisiana

No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.

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(318): No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair. http://tfl.nu/ztjm

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.

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(617): My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning. http://tfl.nu/kt95

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.

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(910): You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear. http://tfl.nu/21wf

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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.

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(704): the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond. http://tfl.nu/ueo3

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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?

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(586): Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed? http://tfl.nu/l7cc

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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs

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(860): I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs http://tfl.nu/e3vg

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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.

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(916): Need. Hospital. Physically am floating. http://tfl.nu/j2sm

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(563): View more from Iowa

Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?

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(563): Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him? http://tfl.nu/taqh

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(917): View more from New York City

Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes

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God bless Atlanta.

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(917): Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes (610): God bless Atlanta. http://tfl.nu/oxn2

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(404): View more from Georgia

PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!

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(404): PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!! http://tfl.nu/r6da

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