btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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