dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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