im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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