Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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