they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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