yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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