Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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