2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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