I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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